B & CW : And here I thought you were doing something IMPORTANT
Me : This IS important!
Afterall, Ive to satisfy the millions of fans around the world who dream to meet me one day =)
The time shall come dear fans! =p
Anyway, this post is about something Im all about
I first realised I was OCD, when I was on the phone with Seok (remember Seok, 4 hours?) and she diagnosed my 'problem', if you will
Others (Ian Sann) call it differently, as fussiness/wierdness.
However, I would like to rebuttal my title of OCD-King! *shakes legs violently*
I AM NOT a victim of OCD because :
1. Im sure everyone has a phobia of public toilets. Im absolutely sure NO ONE has used any toilet, in their entire lives, but their own at home/ hotel room/ at the house their staying at that might not necessarily be theirs. MV so wasted money on the toilets. Its not like any of us have even been inside. Feed the poor instead I say!
2. Im convinced that all of you hate it when people carry your food for you. I mean, its your food. And its THEIR sweaty hands. It doesnt matter if its YOUR sweat mixing in your food, but other peoples? Brrrrr...
3. Everyone gets driven out of their minds, and have sleepless nights when they know that their pet chipmunk is hanging from the top of her cage with its teeth, looking as if she has hung herself.Its just WRONG! And its even more MADDENING to know that after being successfully knocked down using her water bottle, she now does not care about the ramming of the bottle against her face in vain desperate attempts to get some sleep.
4. All of you get headaches when you see even the slightest grammar/spelling errors, and the migrain wont go away till the mistake has been fixed. This becomes a serious problem when the NST ignores your complaints for the first four times, and refuse to reprint the next two. And tells you not to call back, the seventh time.
5. When your face is touched on one side, dont you ensure that the symmetrical side is touched as well? I do too! When Im pinched at a certain point on one ear, I pinch the other on the exact symmetrical point. When I accidentally scratch a pimple on the left cheek, I twist the right cheek to give it the same pain. Its UNFAIR to the left cheek if its not that way!
So, see! Im just like you
Only better
I rest my case
All girls seem to have this thing for shaking legs. Over lunch with Bernice and Sarah, they were both discussing their intense distaste for leg-shaking, that frankly I became quite scared. At once 'Seok Mei' popped into my head.
And, my mom too of course =p
OLDIES!
4 comments:
it was 4 hours..and RM51....and 1 week of peace after that. :p :p
kidding la!
my gosh! you're even more OCD than me!!!!
and leg shaking is bad..it'll kill you..really.
you.are.such.a.blog.addict.
with OCD summore.
actually i almost agree with all the 5 OCD victims' woes except no.4
u're soooooo funny la ruwan. WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE LA??
what about the star, the sun, malaysia today, and oh wait wall street journal, the guardian and the 2 mil or so other english newspapers? must be OC-ly fair to all ma~
seok>> im shaking my legs right now!! i just realised! hahaha...but its so FUNNNNN
And, and...its was 2 weeks!!! And I RARELY called after that! AND I KNOW YOU MISSED ME!!! =p
bernice>> Im not THAT dumb you know!!! afterall, I figured it out before I even knew you on seoks blog...so UNIQUELY BERNICE =p
Yeah I know, im so farnee...I crack myself up =) And, I know Im depriving all those newspapers of my charm, but I only subscribe to the NST! hehehe
oh yeah and 3cinr3b (so hard to write that), I WAS NOT WEARING BRACES AT BALL!!!
So, it proves you have an overactive imagination!!!
Im very hyper today..i dunno why =)
Post a Comment