i wonder

what do you think of the following conversation? (names may have been changed to create interest)

RUWAN : It's been three days and he hasn't called.

ELAINE: Well maybe you should call him.

RUWAN : I can't ... I can't

ELAINE: Why not?

RUWAN: I don't know. I just feel he should call me.

ELAINE: What's the difference?

RUWAN: You don't understand, Elaine. I don't want to be overanxious. If he wants
to see me he has my number, he should call.I can't stand these guys. You give your number to them and then they don't call. Why do they do that?

ELAINE: I'm sorry honey.

RUWAN: I mean, I thought he liked me. I really thought he liked me. we were
getting along. He came over to me I didn't go over to him.

ELAINE: No,

RUWAN: Why did he come over to me if he didn't want to see me?

ELAINE: I know.

RUWAN: What did he come over to me if he didn't want to see me? I mean here I
meet this guy this great guy, a baseball player, best guy I ever met in my life.
.. Well that's it. I'm never giving my number out to another guy again.

ELAINE: Sometimes I've given my number out to guys and it takes them a month to
call.

RUWAN: Hu, good, good,... well if he's calling in a month he's got a prayer!

ELAINE: You know maybe he's been busy. Maybe he's been out of town?

RUWAN: Oh, they don't have phones out of town? Why do people say they're
too busy. Too busy. Pick up a phone!! It takes two minutes. How can you be
too busy?

ELAINE: Why don't you just go ahead and call him?

RUWAN: I can't call here, it's a coffee shop. I mean what am I going to say to
him?

ELAINE: Just ask him if he wants a to get together.

RUWAN: For what dinner?

ELAINE: Dinner's good.

RUWAN: Don't you think that's coming on a little too strong? .. Isn't that like
a turn off?

ELAINE: Ruwan, He's A GUY!

RUWAN : ... this is all .. very confusing.

okay no i am not gay okayyy...and im not chasing anyoneee...
this is jerry seinfield
goddd...it was farnee okayyy...i wish la i was in that position hahah