coming out =P

today, the world as i knew it ceased to exist
it crashed down around me
it blew into millions of teeny tiny shards and fragments.
today, i realized im a CHILD PRODIGY!!!!

okay fineeee...the paragraph above is SLIGHTLY exaggerated.
actually i knew about this 'thing' since i did the 'thing', but ive never told anyone...and im sure YOUR lives would cease to exist, crash down around you, and blow into millions of teeny tiny shards and fragments when you find this out...

I was a.....

should i let this out?? this deeeeepppp, daaarrrrrkkkk secret ive kept for a decade?

should I??

NAHHHH

I WAS A MODEL!!!!!!

hehehe...i modelled...no seriously!!! on an actual 'catwalk' (more like a stage), age 6, for some 'expensive' baby brand...i think it was Osh Kosh?? with other kids laaa...

i still remember after we were done, we had to line up along the stage, and we each were given an osh kosh balloon...and i remember i dropped mine, and the stupid boy next to me stole it, and wouldnt give it back so i glared at him, and then started to cry in fits of anger

so the producer made the boy ive me back the balloon, and miraculously i immediately stopped crying. Anywayyyy...this was all recorded via photos just for me to remember the occasion, and NO WAY are you ever gonna see em...
btw i dressed as a cow boy =D

my mom actually bought me handcuffs, a toy gun, a cowboy belt, a leather hat, checkered t-shirt, brown pants, and sherrif badge just for the occasion hahaha

so now you know my darrrkkkk darrrkk secretttt
hahah
see youuuuu