When they started off, I thought she looked fine (they just had a close up on her face). When they panned out.....
Me : *leans closer to comp screen* What the HELL?!!?
Lets just keep positive!
She only performed once - she was supposed to perform twice
She got some of the words right
She didn't fall - she was a little wobbly, but she managed to stay on her feet
She didn't have to rely on any of Kris Angel's magic tricks to distract from her...talent...
She could have been bigger!
She could have worn less clothes.
Her breasts were well supported and didn't come flying out
She could have been scowling - she was happy and well sedated.
She could have been up there alone, and not have her
I don't think she was chewing gum, and I'm quite sure she didn't get pregnant.
Yay!
But seriously. What the F was that?! And what possessed her to come out in her underwear? What happened to her dancing? She was so crisp, now shes so slow and druggy.
She had to have people lead her across the stage *waves bag of cheetos in front of her*
At least she went of stage crying. If she had started high-fiving people, I would have flown over there and slapped her myself!
Believe me, it was SO BAD, you can't even find the video on youtube anymore. But I can ;) After 56 MINUTES!!! THERES ONE BLARDY VIDEO.
Here it is.
ENJOY. Get a bucket ready.
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