:p

After reading through some of my old testimonials…. Kinda reminded me a bit of the things I used to do that I no longer do

My testimonials remind me of:

- My friends who have disappeared to Australia
- Being the noisiest person in the cinema
- Laughing at sick coke ads in the cinema
- Ruining dresses cos the zip was FAULTYYY.. READ: FAULTY.
- Acting nice, even though I seriously can’t stand the person
- Being able to read testimonials in French
- Being the ‘smartest’ girl in class
- All the weird nicknames people used to call me
- All the strategizing with my friends how to get a guy in the most……. atrocious ways.
- Having nice ‘pantene’-ish hair. Haha :p
- All the love poems from some random stranger I’ve never even met before
- Writing in weird language.
- The way I hantam-ed this particular ex-classmate in such a direct manner, that his testimonial says ‘damn straightforward girl… But some times it might hurt a bit but at least you know’ Haha.. Ooopssss!! My bad :p
- The date I broke up with this particular person for the first time, someone I shall call Newspaper Boy. And the way I called up my friend at 3 and started going on this really realllllyyyy bad bitching rampage. I was too….. I dunno…. To even cry.
- Friendships made in college… that turned sour…
- My bloody screwed up high school life, and all the fake apologies.
- Bullying people in the cyber café in KLCC-changing friendster profiles of people who forgot to log off
- Glory that should have rightfully been mine… but, snatched away
- Being an inspiration to someone
- How it feels like to be sincerely nice to someone, and that rewarding feeling when you’ve actually helped someone
- My weird nicknames for people, like ToastBreadFace/RiceCrackerFace
- Marveling at my friend’s amazing malay skills:

eh eh...lama saya tak dengar budak surat khabar tu ya..minta maaf?apa sal minta maaf...kesal ke dia tu?tak paham paham budak surat khabar hari ni...dah lah kejam dan bodoh macam babi sial..sekarang minta maaf pula...jangan pedulikan dia..bazir masa emas kami saja..entah dia mungkin nak awak jadi awet dia tu lagi...ish...geram betul!

And…. The ULTIMATE :D

kamu tidak dimaafkan...saya telah melintah darah (escessively lost blood???) untuk mengiaskan (kiaskan pantun right???RIGHT???) testimonial itu untuk engkau dan engkau saja senang hati melupuskan??? nya. haihzhati saya telah koyak kepada berjuta-juta....biji???saya amat geram terhadap g2! saya mahu melukakan hatinya sehingga dia membunuh dirinya dan menjumpa kekasih sejatinya syaitan di pits of neraka!!!!DIA SUNGGUH ME-ANNOYING-KAN!!!DIA SUNGGUH SOMBONGDIA MENYEBABKAN SAYA RASA SEPERTI TAHI YANG DITENDANG-TENDANG KE DALAM LONGKANGSEPERTI SAMPAHSAYA MAHU MENGKISARKAN DAGINGNYA DAN MEMBERINYA KEPADA...KEPADA....CICAK PUN TAK SAMPAI HATI MEMAKAN DAGINGNYA YANG SUDAH REPUT DI BAHAGIAN DALAMNYA

And amazingly.. two different testimonials, a few weeks apart, about the same person :p so yup, newspaper boy, i know you still read the blog. so yeah: that's exactly what i think of you... just that my friends have put it into words for me.

No.. actually, the way I feel about you is much worse than mentioned above.

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I never realized how much my life revolves around being a bitch.