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I know it's not very right of me to paste this up la... but... I just couldn't resist!
I mean... 6 calls+21 miss calls??? er...
and leaving the key at the door... looking for trouble la dei. Wanna kena rape issit.
If I were to act like the way the girl did, as in never miss call before sleeping (or in my case, sms), and my significant other were as er.... I-dunno-words-cant-describe, as this particular guy here, I think he would have died from a heart attack cos of the number of times I do it :p just imagine the stressss I would have caused him!!! :p
But.. aiyo...... 27 calls ar.... cannot even let people sleep in peace ar...
The fella ar... miss call me liao u dint wait i call back u then u go to bed le, somemor u phone vibration is spoil n u stil put in da silent mod... you yourself say miss call then can sleep dy maaaaaa... still go and call call call for what. damn aiyo weiii..
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I like this :p
Ever wondered..
- ...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
- ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- ...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
- ...why doctors call what they do "practice"?
- ...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
- ...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
- ...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
- ...why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food?
- ...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?
- ...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
- ...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- ...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
- ...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- ...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
- ...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
AND...In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
- On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
- On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
- On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
- On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
- On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
- On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (lol. if not!?)
- On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
- On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
- On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
- On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
- On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
- On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)
- On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
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