Tuesday, August 08, 2006

of rants and ravings

THE MOST HORRIBLE THING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY! (4/8/06)

At 12, Charmaine, Pearly Lyxia, Mun Yee, Mun Yee's maid (dont ask) and I headed to the Main Block DSA for the UN meeting. During the meeting I chose WHO, cause I always loved the real WHO, but everyone else abandoned me and joined UNICEF! (well I joined too at first, but there was lack of direction due to the absence of the ex-leader a.k.a Joan)

So, Yee Ping make sure you join WHO!

Anyway, then went to the A-Voice meeting after grabbing a quick bite at Rotiman with Bernice and Sarah.

A-Voice Head Person : So, we're gonna do an article on handphone addicts. We're gonna take away the handphones of a person who is addicted to it, and a person who isnt, for a month, and they've to write about their experience
Ms Caroline : A MONTH? Be reasonable!
General A-Voice : TOO LONG! 1 week!
Ms C : No! 2 days
Me : Too short! 5 days!
Head : okay, 3?
Ms C : 3 sounds good
Me : nooo! 5!!!
Ms C : 3's the best
Head : so any volunteers?
Indian guy : Me! Im not addicted
Head : Okay, now whos the addict? Come on ppl!
Divya (standing behind head) : *whispers* Ruwan Shaun
Me : huh?
Shing Yun, Siew See, Bridget, Essa : YES! RUWAN!
Me : HUH?
Head : who?
Divya : Ruwan Shaun! Ruwan! *points me out*
Me : ......what?!
Head : okay! Starting Monday!
Me : ............huh? what?! NO!!
All : Well keep an eye on him *grins*
Ms C : dont worry, we can trust him, right?
Me : heh....heh....heh...

Near the end :
Head : So whos doing the article on the ball?
Me : Me!
Head : Okay, your sure you can manage? Your already doing that one!
Me : Yeah, yeah no problem
Head : okay, everyone, deadline is END OF AUGUST!


I still havent started yet...crap! god bless me...And Im procrasnitating about my phone (hoping to stall it till the hols), but everyone in class has somehow found out, and keep yelling when my phone comes into sight

'ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ABSTAINING?!'


grrrr...
Also, at the meeting, there was this real pain in the ass ape who turned 15 minutes of the stretched-for-time meeting into a rally against Diyva! The guy wouldnt stop! He was making UTTER PRESPOSTEROUS accusations and finding nonsensical faults in Divyas student body. He was wasting everyones time but he didnt care! Divyas face fell, and she layaned him with a polite smile, but you could just tell that she was upset. But did the ex-head prefect of a certain WM private school care? Nope! Even when she tried to politely counter, he would shush her down with even more out-of-proportion crap!

And after the meeting, he held up a cue of people wanting to talk to Divya, because he started again!!! Wasting her (and our) precious time! I really felt like shoving a burning hot aluminum plated copper rod with 2 feet spikes jutting out of the tip up his tight (hopefull =p) retarded crappy (ooze). God la! I mean, are you really that mentally retarded that you cant see how your making her feel?

Shes an excellent student council president, who deserves nothing but praise for all the wonderful exciting stuff that she has organized and toiled over selflessly for us.She shoudlnt (and doesnt) have to take your filthy crap, which doesnt even deserve to be called crap!!! And Divya said she felt like such a loser after that. Who are you to make her feel that way? Were YOU chosen as President? Thank God the answer is NO because WE ARE SAVED from probably the most vile thing that could happen to HELP. If you like Taylor's council so much (which your not a part of either) do us all a favour and get your fat ass out of HELP and go cause THEM misery la. GOD!

uuuhhhumm....
Divya, your the greatest, and we all love you, so dont even bother to listen to him! Dont even think about it anymore! Dont you dare! =)

-LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!

DIVYA CHANDRAN!

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