Ode to Brendan

Please do believe I really did not want to do this post in the end, even though I listed it down in my previous post. The reason? No matter how annoying, backstabbing, or how much I dislike a person, I really dont like flaming them on my blog. But, some unforseen circumstances piqued my rage, and so here I am

And so, to the person Im writing this about, I apologize in advance. I may not mean it fully right now, but Im sorry anyway.

News Flash!
Rachel I can view his profile...I have my ways ;) And your never gonna know them ;)


This is a two part post

And this is Brendan Chan's Friendster Profile :



About Me:

Wat can one say abt themselves without sounding stuck up??? First of all, I'm a non conformist... If I dun wan to do something to fit in, I DON'T .. I dun smoke. I dun do drugs. And I hardly ever drink. N never when I drive. And I have shit luck on the road. 2 accidents later, I still drive but slower... Now I dun like FAT, STUPID & UGLY ppl... God.. If u r fat, go lose weight.. Thats why there are GYM'S. If u r ugly, go do facial's put on some make up, do a face lift...If u r stupid, o just screw urself cuz it can't b helped... Now I sound nasty so far?? Do I care what u think??? Hardly.. Never judge a book by its cover... Moving back to me... I'm nobody and nobody is pure... So that makes me pure... Copied from Tom Yam Wai Seng. haha... Metrosexual.... If I want to act gay, o God bless u, cuz u'll probably run all the way to Mongolia.. And I do not go lusting after girls chests.. How gross... There are better things in life than that... N I have a dog at home which I love dearly... I have a sis all the way in USA. And I have a mother in KL n a dad thats forever travelling... U wan more info, u'll have to know me better first.... I might mix with u in the beginning, but I go fren hopping quite often... I dun trust ppl easily and I dun like commitment... Explains the singledom yet not so single status. I do not like groups of guys that become a brotherhood and all. Good God...I'm a Roman Catholic but I rarely go to church n if u come n bash ur bible in my face, I'll bash it right up ur nose... Frens... U dun really need many... So I've a few. But the few I have,stuck with me through everything... I live a Jekyll and Hyde life and listen to the song It's My Life by Bon Jovi.. It's MY LIFE.. I'll live it how I like with my own limits and rules. Still wan to add me? Or do i sound too nasty??? Well get to know me first than u'll know...

Who I Want to Meet:
True frens,lost frens,future true frens.
No ah beng's,lala's,rempits....


*Back to my blog*

Yes well...First of all, he doesnt like Fat, Stupid and Ugly people?

First, lets start on the Ugly. Who the hell does he think he is? He thinks he's so handsome now is it? I take offence to this - and no Brendan, not because IM ugly - because I happen to think that everyone is good-looking in their own way. I dont think ANYONE is ugly (except one person, but hes a stalker, and he seriously is quite hideous la okay) and theres always something nice about someone. And what is your standard of ugly exactly Brendan? Because if there WERE ugly people, I think you would be one of them. Ugly inside AND outside.

Then, the stupid. How many A's did you get for your SPM Brendan? And your PMR? 3? 4? No offence to anyone else, but I think THATS stupidity personified. Not your results. But what you DID about your results. You (as usual) BLAMED IT ON SOMEONE ELSE! Wow...how did you pull THAT one off? Oh thats right, YOU BLAMED IT ON YOUR BEST FRIEND!!!

Now, the Fat. As far as Ive heard, you could do with some (read : too much that its impossible) exercise yourself. Afterall, why else would you have TWO gym memberships? Desperation? I think big = bold = beautiful. And who cares what size you wear as long as your a TRUE FRIEND. Something, I find it my duty to remind you, YOUR NOT

which brings us to you wanting to find true friends?

You want true friends?

Everyone wants true friends...

But when you meet a friend. And then you dump them. And then you apologize, use them, and dump them again. And then, you apologize and talk to them again. And then, yes, you dump them AGAIN, how do you expect to make true friends.

You know what? I think Rachel and I WERE your true friends. But you just wanted us, to use us didnt you? Im not hurt by it. Your not worth it, to bring out hurt in me. Im not SAD. I mean, its just you right?

The first time, I was hurt. Because you dug, dug, dug, and got out all my memories, and all my problems, and forced them out of me. Then, you used them against me, and cut off ties.

Now, Im just so freakin mad. I listened to your inecessant whining. I cant believe this now, but I COMFORTED you. You were always on about dumping friends because they backstabbed you. Then, you turned around and backstabbed me.

My god. Who the hell do you think you are? One of these days, something bad is going to happen to you. It HAS to. Your parents divorcing and all? Well, that happened before you knew me, so it doesnt count. I want something FRESH. I was prepared to be a TRUE friend to you, because I felt SYMPATHY for you. You were pathetic. And so, I was COMPASSIONATE and CARING. But you obviously didnt deserve it. Oh, yes, you deserve all the sympathy in the world for your sad sad existence. But you werent worthy of MINE.

Brendan I wish I could feel sorry for you. I wish that I could be your friend, but now my life is perfect. And if you continue to repeat your psycopathic nonsense with me, its just gonna affect my perfection. So, please, if you EVER talk to me again....DONT YOU DARE WALK OUT ON ME EVER AGAIN. I wont be able to do anything about it, but God will. And just talking about God isnt shoving religion up your face, so dont even think of using that line.


And no, Im not telling you how to live your life. But you always dictate on how we have to treat YOU as a friend....so now Im setting MY rules and MY boundaries. Its not all about YOU....

As much as this is gonna sound cliche, this post isnt meant to diss you. When I started it it was, but then I let off too much steam to Rachel though she tried to make me conserve it for the post. So, now its just a message. Dont backstab, and you get a true friend. Simple? yes, its simple