misproportional

today, (because a certain someone cancelled a certain something), I had to go help my dad drop my sister at Bangi

Why? Why you ask?

Because apparently they dont know the way.

Now...do you see something wrong with this picture? I dont know the way either! The only time Ive been to Bangi is for Study Skills, and that was Bangi, she was going to BANDAR BARU BANGI...and other than that all I know is that its enroute to the Palace of The Golden Horses, my favourite hotel ever!!!

And that being said, I only knew the way to POTGH from my house, and we had to pick my sis up from her office in KL and THEN go to Bangi, and I dont know those roads!!!

But then again, I suppose its because since young Ive had this amazing (cheh) ability, to find the way to places Ive never been to before. With no map. No past experience. No help. Its like my nose is pretuned to sniff out all these god forsaken places.

Anyway, this little adventure took 2 hours, simply because at an extremely crucial point of the journey

Me : Bangi...turn right
Dad : I thought the sign board back there said straight
Me : Right
Dad : Straight
Me : Right (turning a few centimetres away edi)
Sis : STRAIGHT!


20 minutes later,

Dad : I asked the petrol station. They said we had to turn right there.


And then....near the office where my sis had to go to

Me : Sony...turn after Sony right?
Sis : yeah
Me : turn right here (turning a few centimetres away)
Dad : What?
Me : TURN RIGHT!!!
Dad : *keeps driving straight* Turn right ah? Right?
Me : *looks back* (turning a few metres behind us)


And then there was simply no U-turn for miles

20 minutes later,

Me : You know, if you just listen to people when they tell you something once this wont happen..When I tell you right just turn right la, dont need to keep asking if its right, in the end you dont turn right.
Dad : Mmm


20 minutes later,

*Sis dropped, dad got call on hanphone, im reaching over from passenger seat trying to control wheel, got him to stop on the side of the road to talk*
Dad : (into phone) I want this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, on my desk by this time!
Me : ...............
Dad : *hangs up* *switches into paranoid mood* Now how are we going to get out of here! I dont remember the way!! HAIYAH
Me : *looks at him* If you complain ONE MORE TIME Im not gonna get us out of here
Dad : But do you KNOW how to get back?
Me : *crosses arms* Fine, I dunno, were stuck, well just wait here and buy a house nearby, so we never need to leave this place, for fear of getting lost. Nows a perfect chance to buy a dream home in Country Heights! We can live next to Mahathir!
Dad : Okay okay


20 minutes later,

*back home*
Me : *getting down from car* okay...buhbye!
Dad : Eh, eh, Ru, dont forget, Im coming to pick you up later to go pick Shena up! Your the only one who knows the way!
Me : .................(read : oh my dear lord!!!)