of Anna and Playboy

Jeff & Ruwan on Playboy



Ruwan : You know Anna Nicole Smith gave birth!!!!!!
Jeff : Whos Anna Nicole Smith?!
Ruwan : How can YOU not know who Anna Nicole Smith is?!
Jeff : whos sheee??
Ruwan : aiyoh...you should know la...look her up on google images
Jeff : *searching* damn my comps so slow man!

OMG SHIT!
Ruwan : what??? what??? are you okay? did someone die? did i get chosen for national service! omg i KNEW IT! IM SO SCREWED! IM DEAD! OMG KILL ME PLEASE SOMEONE!
Jeff : safe search on google was turned off, and so i caught a glimpse of her boobs! Have you seen them?? THEIR HUGE!! blardy hell! are those even REAL?!!?!? how does she stand up straight?!!? IF THOSE ARE REAL HER BACK WOULD HAVE BROKEN BY NOW!
Ruwan : *falls of bed in laughter* Owww!!!! Shit!!! Their fake!!!
Jeff : Obviously! She was naked and this guy was touching her boobs! If someone had sex with her they would be pinned to the bed!
Ruwan : or suffocate maybe...hehehe...erm.....i doubt Anna Nicole Smith is a porn star
Jeff : I know what i saw!!! God! i left my door open! What if my dad for some wierd reason walked in!
Ruwan : hahahaha!!! turn safe search on then!
Jeff : God! how on earth do you know a porn star?!!?!
Ruwan : SHES NOT A PORN STAR!!!
Jeff : then? an artiste?
Ruwan : erm...sort off...first she worked as a waitress in a restaurant, had sex with the chef
Jeff : omg...a chefs life!
Ruwan : then she got pregnant, and gave birth...she divorced the chef...and worked as a topless dancer at a club...
Jeff : *in denial* topless dancer?!
Ruwan : there was this old guy who was at the pub, and so he married her
Jeff : *sounds as if i have shattered his whole world* was he rich?
Ruwan : yeah...shes battling over his money now
Jeff : omg...the poor man...how did he get stiff!
Ruwan : he let her go out with other guys and all during their marriage...he died a year later...
Her sons a genius...real nerd...then for some god-forsaken reason, she presented at the oscars..she was so obviously drunk...and her boobs were practically popping out of her bright red dress! and then she fingered her boobs and were like..'Do you like my boobs?', and the stretched her arms in the air and said 'Do you like my body?'
Jeff : i pity her son...his friend must be teasing him!
Ruwan : what...the sons friends probably jo to her okay
Jeff : what?
Ruwan : jo?
Jeff : OMG! SHADDUP!
Ruwan : ARENT YOU THE ONE WHO ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT THIS STUFF?!?!
Jeff : omg...i didnt hear that
Ruwan : she posed for playboy
Jeff : ooo okay...
Ruwan : thats why she got her boobs...shes like been on the cover the most times
Jeff : i see i seee
Ruwan : you know what...i just got a brainwave...why not i open up playboy malaysia?! INSTANT CASH!
Jeff : you know what happened in Indonesia right?
Ruwan : this is malaysia!
Jeff : eh all those pas states are gonna be saying like 'Benda ini tidak halal and blablabla'
Ruwan : instant cash! as long as i get the money, they can come kill me
Jeff : whats the point of having money if your dead?!
Ruwan : at least can have before they find me right?
Jeff : how desperate are you to wanna open up playboy? and in indonesia its a majalah hiburan no nude images...and youll have to pay royalty...unless of course you move to US and market from there la...if theyll even wanna keep you!
Ruwan : yeah they will dont worry! ill bribe bush with a lifetime supply of playboy magazines...hell never refuse...im sure hugh heffner wont mind
Jeff : hahaha...hes the old guy right? just today i was watching the apprentice and i asked my dad if donald trump owned playboy, and he wasnt listening to me...so my mom said 'no no its that old guy!'
Ruwan : yeah...he hosts the annual party
Jeff : yeah! and beverly hills by wheezer was shot there right?
Ruwan : yeah!
Jeff : i wanna go to his mansion! hot chicks!!
Ruwan : you have a girlfriend........
Jeff : still...
Ruwan : shes kinda hot you know
Jeff : please dont tell me you think my girlfriends hot
Ruwan : I dont! other people do!
Jeff : WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? SHES NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU IS IT
Ruwan : .....okay i dunno how to answer this
Jeff : gay....you must be confused...hilary duff and kat mcphee arent guys *bleh*
Ruwan : bye!!!!!!!!!
Jeff : no! no! im sorry!

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