marissa died!

if you people watch the OC, you might wanna scroll down so you dont miss this FANTASTIC, UNEXPECTED, DEFYING ALL COMMON SENSE spoiler =)

well ill tell you when to look away at least

since i decided to be a nice, good son, i decided not to be on the computer any longer...but then i realized that i hadnt watched the season finale of The OC Season 3! OMG!!! It was tearing me up inside! I couldnt breathe!!!! (im not exaggerating THAT much okay...if you think i am you dont know me very well do you?)

So, i rush out of my room and find my mom watching a sermon (yes a sermon!) online...

Me : *in sucking up baby tone* Mummy! I need to watch something!!! Move!
Mom : Watch what?
Me : erm...*dumbstruck*...got la
Mom : *the look* you have an A LEVEL exam day after tomorrow and you still want to use the computer?
Me : err....
Mom : you want to chat with your friends (friends in very mean tone) online! and watch rubbishy shows! *rant rant*
Me : yes i know! this is the last time!
Mom : *mutters* Its always the last time
Me : *slams room door*

okay, so then my friend rang me...and hes online right...so i say....

Me : i need a humongous favour
Friend : what?
Me : go to...
Friend : uhuh...
Me : www.fox.com ....
Friend : I AM NOT GOING TO GO TO THE DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES SITE AGAIN!
Me : its not! its .....
Friend : I AM NOT GOING TO GO TO THE AMERICAN IDOL SITE AGAIN!
Me : WWW.FOX.COM/OC
Friend : huh? *stunned i got in before he could say the oc*
Me : *smiles* yes go go
Friend : Ill only go if *makes deal*
Me : yes la yes la wtv okay just go!!!!
Friend : *grumbles* what! im there!
Me : okay..i need you to read out the entire recap on Episode 325
Friend : *mutters* you better (insert deal here)
Me : yes la quick
Friend : reads reads...reads....

HERE COMES THE SPOILER

Friend : The car explodes and Ryan lays Marissa down on the pavement and rouses her. He tells her he’s going to get help, but she begs him to stay. And then she dies.

end of spoiler

Me : *stunned*
Friend : *guffaws*
Me : *not registering in mind* WHAT?!
Friend : *laughing uncontrollably* yeah they said it like that! And then she dies!
Me : WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING TO ME! HOW DARE YOU!
Friend : huh???
Me : A NORMAL SANE PERSON WOULD READ IT AND THEN IF THERES A REALLY BIG EVENT HAPPENING HE WOULD SAY 'THERES A REALLY BIG SPOILER COMING NOW, SO INCASE YOU REGRET IT, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO STOP READING HERE, OR CONTINUE?' BUT YOU!!!! YOU IMBECILLE! YOU IDIOT! YOU...YOU!!!!!
Friend : *very confused* huh?! you told me to read it!
Me : YOU RUINED MY DAY! YOU RUINED MY LIFE! YOU RUINED THE SEASON FINALE FOR ME! OMG! OMG! I HATE YOU!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!
Friend : *annoyed* its just the OC you idiot. Its not even real life!
Me : ITS NOT JUST THE OC! ITS REAL! SOMEWHERE IN NEWPORT, A GIRL CALLED MARISSA HAS JUST DIED! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Friend : ....this is why i am never ever gonna do anything for you again!
Me : IM GONNA MAKE YOU PAY!!!!! IM GONNA ENROLL YOU IN HELP IDOL!

*makes up very wierd lie about how they choose the help idol, involving elements like even if your not in help, or dont wanna be the help idol you can still get it and crap*

Friend : WHAT! NO! NO! NO! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! ITS NOT TRUE! IT DOESNT EXIST!
Me : hmph! we shall see!
Friend : *searches google* shit! this is not real! it doesnt exist! *google search finishes*
long pause
Friend : OH MY *censored* GOD ITS REAL! (he didnt even check the process thank god)
Me : *laughs spitefully* and thats the very least! im gonna make you pay so hard, youll wish you were freezing your ass off in antartica! everyone in help is gonna be looking at this stranger walking off with prize...hmph
Friend : you cant do this to me!
Me : watch me! im gonna go watch the oc now you life ruiner! *clicks phone*


Theres a follow up to this especially for OC lovers so stay tuned =)